Nope, she doesn’t have any decency

Well, if you haven’t seen them, I feel obligated to link them for you. Because apparently, Britney Spears (mother of two) wants everybody to know she has a vagina. Good for her. I had already guessed she had a vagina by the news reports about the birth of her children. I don’t actually care, and I don’t understand how her children (or her vagina) are news, but this kind of reporting obviously makes money, so who am I to question.

Except, at what point in our society do we enforce some standard of decency, decorum or shame. Civilized society is all about standards; standards are what makes it civilization. Britney has violated all these standards, as far as I can tell. Granted, in our highly sexualized world, wearing a short skirt and riding au natural is not unheard of. It happens. I’ve never seen it personally, but it happens.

When it does happen, normal people talk about it. It is scandalous. There is murmuring disapproval. The general consensus: that person must be a slut. The only time I’ve seen women dressed in short skirts with no underwear is at strip clubs. It sort makes sense for the stripper; she’s going to be naked soon anyway. I’ve also seen a funny web-video of the prostitute walking the streets with barely a flap of a skirt not really covering her enormous ass. This is the sort of company Britney keeps.

Britney, of course, calculated this um… exposure to the smallest detail. The goal is maximum pubic ... oops publicity during the run up to her next release. New stories and controversy keep her in the news and likely have a direct, positive impact on her earnings. Britney and Paris both make me long for the good ole days of black-listing. Black-listing still happens, but unfortunately; I don’t think that will happen to them.

I guess I must state clearly, I believe it is no accident we’ve all seen Britney’s private parts (I’m so thrilled by the way; I just can’t get over it. BRITNEY has a vagina! Amazing! Shaved too!) So this is shameless, self-provoked grab for attention. Can’t there be some rule like: You’re obviously a slutty, bimbo; you are hereby banned from any media coverage forever.

Something needs to change. I don’t know what, and I don’t know how. Seriously, Britney, have you no shame? Have you no decency? In spite of the numerous links on this page, we don’t want to see that! Or maybe we do...

Anyway, one other note, how exactly does that kind of outfit “work?” I mean every time Paris or Britney sits down, their business is right on the barstool. Gross. Gross, because Britney and Paris don’t know what was on that bar stool. After they leave, everyone else does know what was on the bar stool! Snail tracks, ewww…